In the latest midnight hour, When the world has gone to sleep, You gotta get up When doubts begin to rise, And the world is at your feet, You gotta get up

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon showing up as the surprise stripper your friends hired at your birthday party

my mum bought me a book about a woman who has her fortune read at her friend’s hen party and then she meets a guy at the wedding  and he’s a fucking stripper and its all very sexual but my mom obviously didn’t know what it was about because all she said when she gave to me was ‘don’t let your sister see it… it has a few swear words but i think you’re mature enough now’

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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